Notification Center will soon be able to send you notifications without interrupting your game of Angry Birds. There’s one huge, gaping, mucus-dripping hole in that plan: How are people going to stop playing Angry Birds now? The only hope for civilization is people who don’t play games on their phones, and they’re all playing Minecraft. Soon we’ll all be doing nothing but trying to figure out how to use the damn green bird, and periodically uploading our money directly into Steve Jobs’ wallet.

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